About the Author

If the books I am lucky enough to publish have enough room in the “About the Author” section, then I would like for the publishers to put this in, because… well I said so. And I guess it would be cool for my readers to know me on an emotional level

It's kind of funny, you can determine so much about a person about how they introduce themselves. I've grown up around people who like to joke around by saying "Hi, my name is (your name here) and I enjoy long walks on the beach."

Hi, my name is Miranda Pearl Day and I don't enjoy long walks on the beach. I enjoy riding motorcycles, skiing, playing water polo, jumping off tall things, shooting guns, and setting fire to things.

Well now that we've got that out of the way.

As a literally starving college student (just kidding I have some pie in the microwave) with nothing better to do OH LOOK AT ME I'M STARTING A BLOG.

A note to publishers, that previous statement will be fixed to say something along the lines of HEY LOOK AT ME I'M WRITING BOOKS.

So, pulling back on on track, hi how are you? Wait this is about me telling you about me. You'd probably look like an idiot talking to a computer screen about your life story so I'm going to save you that embarrassment. Stop talking.

Okay are you quiet now?

Good.

I was born in a town none of you have probably ever heard of, raised in the beautiful Santa Barbara, California, one thing led to another, and now I'm a Freshman at BYU-Idaho studying psychology with the hopes of becoming a high school psychologist.

My personality is about as sporadic as my music taste. One moment I'm listening to Helen Jane Long, the next, some wild hardstyle techno will start playing. So basically, I can range from I'm perfectly content sitting at home alone with a notebook and a cup of tea to hey let's go out and blow things up maybe we'll meet some boys?????

This is also why I've dubbed my new nickname to be Bombshell Blonde. It's a song, I'm not going to post a link because you're a big kid and you can look it up all by yourself you go I'm so proud of you look at you go.

I've often been referred to as a "waterproof machine" (term coined by best friend whom I met in the showers). But then I grew out of that, and now I cry at really stupid things.

There are only four things on this planet that can make me weep like a baby, and they are:

Babies

Supernatural

John Green

Jeremy Renner

Yes. I said it. I am a Jeremy Renner addict.

I'm a weirdo. Yup. Just gonna throw that one out there to. Don't ask me to explain why. Is there really a definition to weird? I'll let you figure that out by yourselves.

Hi, I'm Miranda Day, how are you?