I had returned home from a long and stressful day at work, feeling rather upset at everything in general for reasons I cannot currently recall. I ate some dinner, and then logged onto Facebook to see that infamous little red square in the upper left hand corner of my screen. I clicked on it, and read the message: "Hannah Gunson posted a photo to your timeline." The little thumbnail that came with the notification told me infinitely more.
For those who are not aware, I had (and still do have) a bit of a liking towards actor Jeremy Renner. I can say this without shame since all of my Facebook friends have seen the aftereffects of the battles Hannah and I took part in.
Anyway, I clicked on this link, and was met with this:
and I did that thing where I stopped breathing for a few seconds and had to make sure my heart was still beating because... well.
Ten comments later, Hannah wrote: "I am impervious because you fight fire with fire and sexy with sexy so he barely makes me tingle.
"(That was a dare, by the way)"
Now, the reason Hannah and I are so close is because we know each others secrets. And at this point, I was well aware of her attraction towards Chris Evans. So, I posted a photo to her wall. We had exploited each other's weaknesses. And the world exploded. And the best part about fighting in a war against your best friend is the concern you always have for each other. For example: (An actual conversation that took place)
ME: Now on to more important things, like how are you on ammo?
HANNAH: Empty, for now. Doing homework.... I can refill by tonight for war tomorrow.
HANNAH: I love how we're considerate of each other. All wars should be fought this way.
ME: Tell me about it. I will wait.
This is called a considerate war. The whole world should be like this.
MORAL OF THE STORY: When you've got beef on your best friend, you take advantage of it.
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