It's only natural for really good friends to threaten to kill each other on a regular basis. Right?
This trend started around October last year, when I was starting to seriously think about leaving for school. I needed boots. I would be plowing into Idaho right in the middle of winter, so I needed the appropriate footwear. It was around this time that I also had a burning desire to own a pair of lace up boots, so I went online shopping with my dad and we bought a pair of fuzzy winter boots and, the store we were shopping at no longer had the other boots I wanted in stock, so we bought the next best option.
The boots were still super cute. And when they arrived I sent a picture to Hannah expressing my excitement. She responded by posting a status, stating: "Miranda has cuter boots than me. Ergo, I must kill her to assimilate her finer footwear."
Hannah and I are notorious for making plans for taking over the world, not getting jealous over each other's clothes. At least I think that's the case. So I think this came as a shock to most people.
This happened again just this past April, when I bought a white leather jacket for myself. Now she needs to kill me to assimilate my finer footwear and jacket.
I should probably find something of Hannah's that I need to kill her to acquire.
MORAL OF THE STORY: It's not a true friendship until you've threatened to kill each other at least once.
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